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Arcane Chili Recipe

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20 simbi per unit - Virtual OK

Do you love a good, spicy, proper dry chili?

Have you tried others, and thought to yourself, that there has to be a marginally more awesome chili recipe out there, but you just don't know where to look? Do you collect other people's chili recipes in the hopes of one day, finding chili nirvana? Are you looking for something to spend all those simbis on?

Well, if you answered yes to any of those questions... have I got the service for you.

You see, I have this chili recipe. It was handed down to me by monks who live in a super secret location high in the ozark mountains. Apparently, all they do is make this stuff, and I was very fortunate to find them. I went through great trouble to wrestle the ingredients and techniques for this holy sacrament from their hands. I spent weeks meditating, chanting, and going to mass. Finally, I was entrusted with this incredible gift.

Tradition has it, that this chili recipe is over 6,000 years old, and that it was originally developed by south american mystics. Some say, it's even older than that, and was developed, first hand, by the gods themselves. How old it actually is, nobody knows. But, it has been secretly passed down for hundreds of generations, and it was protected fiercely by those who knew its secrets.

Over the millennia, many have tried and failed to refine the recipe, and bring out this chili's true power.

That is, until now.

For the low low price of 50 simbi, I will share this cherished ancient Ozark chili with you or a loved one. And, I will also include all of the secret kabbalistic incantations and phrases necessary to make the magic of this chili, and it's impressive spiritual powers work.

But be warned, mortals. While this chili may indeed be delicious, it also holds wisdom, and mystical powers of the ages. Do not be surprised if this delightful dish drives you mad! Please note that I cannot take responsibility for the misuse of this recipe, or the tremendous damage it may cause... in the wrong hands.

Training & Qualifications


I just like making chili.

Availability & Preferences


I'm around.

Trading Preference: I prefer being paid in simbi

Reviews of Tyn


Moll provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Dec 10, 2016
I hope you thought my joke was funny
Willyum received Unit of Arcane Chili Recipe from Tyn
Dec 08, 2016
Tyn has a very intriguing recipe. I have yet to try it. I promise to only use this chili for of healing and light.
Lara provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Dec 05, 2016
Open-minded person, appreciative of good humor.
Brandon provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Dec 05, 2016
Nice guy just looking for a joke
Amber provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Nov 30, 2016
Thanks for the great question,
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Nov 24, 2016
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Chyanne provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Nov 23, 2016
Nice guy, love his service
Thi provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Nov 20, 2016
A very accepting dude. He's very tolerant. Love the way he just responds as well.
Greg provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Nov 18, 2016
Excellent to work with!
Maria received Session of Immersive Marketing Advice from Tyn
Nov 16, 2016
Very knowledgeable and thorough. Lot's of great ideas. Looking forward to working with him.


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About Tyn Samuel

I'm a professional web developer, and marketer for businesses large and small. I've build sites and worked on campaigns for a lot of big names. It's fun, and I love every minute of what I do. In 2...016, I branched off on my own and started a marketing company, and left the major marketing company I was working for. Now, it's all about my vision, and ideas, and the things that I can do to help people succeed online. I've been proving that it can be done, that a good web marketing outfit with a decent business model and an honest service can exist, and do well, without resorting to nonsense. And that's been gratifying for me. It really does feel like vindication. I'm multi-faceted. I think I've had more fun on Simbi than pretty much any other site in recent memory. I love _EVERYTHING_ about this place. The people, the art, the sense of community. Just all of it. I've been involved with Simbi since about August. I think I've made more close friends in that time, than anytime, anywhere else. It's just been amazing. Simbi is magical. And I've come up with some truly whacky service ideas that I think you might enjoy. Are you looking for amazing pictures of fish in jars? Pickles? Haikus? Or the world's only known magical chili recipe? Hit me up. I like all things technical and nerdy. I'm a fan of Doctor Who, comic books, Star Trek, and classical futurism in general. One day soon, I want to start a comic book publishing company, and deal in the business of fantastic ideas, concepts, and art that are novel, and interesting. At this point, it's still a dream, but it keeps getting closer. Right now, I'm interested in meeting the smartest, funniest, most talented people on the internet. And I have it on good authority that most of them are here. Don't hesitate to contact me for whatever reason. Cheers. show more

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