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Arcane Chili Recipe

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Do you love a good, spicy, proper dry chili?

Have you tried others, and thought to yourself, that there has to be a marginally more awesome chili recipe out there, but you just don't know where to look? Do you collect other people's chili recipes in the hopes of one day, finding chili nirvana? Are you looking for something to spend all those simbis on?

Well, if you answered yes to any of those questions... have I got the service for you.

You see, I have this chili recipe. It was handed down to me by monks who live in a super secret location high in the ozark mountains. Apparently, all they do is make this stuff, and I was very fortunate to find them. I went through great trouble to wrestle the ingredients and techniques for this holy sacrament from their hands. I spent weeks meditating, chanting, and going to mass. Finally, I was entrusted with this incredible gift.

Tradition has it, that this chili recipe is over 6,000 years old, and that it was originally developed by south american mystics. Some say, it's even older than that, and was developed, first hand, by the gods themselves. How old it actually is, nobody knows. But, it has been secretly passed down for hundreds of generations, and it was protected fiercely by those who knew its secrets.

Over the millennia, many have tried and failed to refine the recipe, and bring out this chili's true power.

That is, until now.

For the low low price of 50 simbi, I will share this cherished ancient Ozark chili with you or a loved one. And, I will also include all of the secret kabbalistic incantations and phrases necessary to make the magic of this chili, and it's impressive spiritual powers work.

But be warned, mortals. While this chili may indeed be delicious, it also holds wisdom, and mystical powers of the ages. Do not be surprised if this delightful dish drives you mad! Please note that I cannot take responsibility for the misuse of this recipe, or the tremendous damage it may cause... in the wrong hands.

Training & Qualifications


I just like making chili.

Availability & Preferences


I'm around.

Trading Preference: I prefer being paid in simbi

Reviews of Eva


Willyum received unit of Arcane Chili Recipe from Eva
Dec 08, 2016
Tyn has a very intriguing recipe. I have yet to try it. I promise to only use this chili for of healing and light.
Sebastian received unit of Arcane Chili Recipe from Eva
Nov 16, 2016
Thank you Tyn! Tyn is an awesomely creative individual, with a great sense of humor, and a pleasure to work with. Great communication skills too!
Carlos received unit of Arcane Chili Recipe from Eva
Oct 20, 2016
I requested an unholy recipe from Sir Tyn, man of a thousand trades. I received it in an ungodly 2 minutes flat, and am highly appreciate of it's ghou...lish contents. Once I master the dark arts of this diabolically hot Chili, my Halloween will be complete. Thank you, good sir. show more
Misa received unit of Arcane Chili Recipe from Eva
Jul 21, 2016
Can't wait to pull out the candles and dark robes and break in my new cauldron with this yummy chili recipe!
Jerico received unit of Arcane Chili Recipe from Eva
Jul 19, 2016
Tin has bestowed the ultimate chili power upon to me. It shall be a wonderful day for chili!
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About Eva Webb

So who am I? I feel like that's a very solid question. I'm a nerd, probably first and foremost. I live in the US, at least for now. I'm Jewish, married, and trans. I consider myself a pansexual, queer... member of the LGBTQIA+ community. I'm a goofy nerd, and I read a lot. I'm a podcaster, with two active podcasts right now. Titular Characters, where I talk to comics pros and nerdy types, and Nerdfect Strangers, where I hang with my buds, and talk about all kinds of nerdy stuff. I was on Gals of Geekdom for a while, but it got to be too much to manage three podcasts, so I left the one with the less active production schedule. In general, I'm into comics, art, creative fun things that people make. I like making and experiencing fun creative things. I feel like that's why I like Simbi, but we'll get into more of that in a minute. By day, I work in software engineering for big companies. Things you've heard of. Chances are pretty good that if you've used the internet over the last 25 years or so, you've probably been to something that I've built, invented, or had some hand in building. It's kind of cool to be able to look back at your career and be able to say something like that, I think. I'm not really all that excited about tech anymore, though. Not like I used to be. It's hard to get my blood pumping over e-commerce where we are now, with all the standardization of things. It was fun when it was magical uncharted territory that few or anybody had ever stepped foot on. I was there for that. That was amazing. Experiencing the pioneering element of it all. My reasoning for coming here, and continuing to be here is the passion people have for what they do. It's pretty amazing if you think about it. And like I said in the old profile, I've met some amazing people here over the years. Wish I was more active on Simbi than I have been.show more

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