Insightful Cat Video
My cat Moogie has recently discovered Youtube. I can't really get her off the thing. When she's not lying around, being a living throw pillow, she's on a tablet, or a laptop watching adorable cat videos on Youtube. Honestly, I think she's probably a developing a problem with it, but it is more excitement than I've seen in her for awhile.
Recently, probably the last couple of days, she's been telling me that she wants to star in her own Youtube videos. And she requested that I bring my Simbi friends into the fold.
So here's what I'm offering.
I will create a Youtube video of me asking my cat your deep and meaningful questions about just about anything.
Is there a burning question you've always wanted to ask that only a tortoise shell calico can answer? Some pressing insight or perspective on the universe, or human nature?
Well, wait no longer.
I will film a short video of me asking Moogie your question, and the answer I receive. She's a talker, so there is a possibility of a long involved answer in native cat language. Or, she might just sit there and ignore me.
Either way, I will film the video in HD, using my phone, and post it to Youtube for you and posterity.
Training & Qualifications
I am the owner of a very intelligent and well informed house cat named Moogie. She's a great cat! Brilliant, insightful, occasionally angsty, and like all cats demands to be noticed and adored by masses of Youtube followers.
Availability & Preferences
The whole thing depends on my ludicrous sleep schedule.