I will name it, and give it a story
I will name anything. Send me a picture of a place, or thing, and I'll do my best to name it, and provide a simple character backstory.
For example, did you know that the duck in the photo above is a world traveller from Tibet named Edgar, who enjoys peach tea and classical Jazz? It's true. He's also a member of a bingo club, but people don't want to play with him because he cheats. That bastard! Edgar also happens to be an expert in the field of mushroom cultivation, and one day hopes to write a book about three card monty. All of these are indisputable facts!
Training & Qualifications
Uhm, I'm not qualified. Not really. But I think it would be fun.