I will critique your hawaiian shirt
So, you've got a new hawaiian shirt, and you think it's awesome! But is it? Ask me, the hawaiian shirt expert. Just send me a picture of your hawaiian shirt, and I will tell you if I think it's awesome, or not. Every simbi spent on this service will be returned, without prejudice, if you're not absolutely satisfied with my assessment.
Training & Qualifications
I have been wearing hawaiian shirts for 20 years. I own over a hundred of them, and it's actually one of my favorite things in the universe to talk about.