Bad cat doodle
Ever stop and think to yourself, after looking at all the amazing art available here on simbi, that you just want something not quite as intimidatingly good? I mean, why can't there be any bad art on Simbi? Life is just so unfair sometimes.
Then, after you think something like that to yourself, you lose your focus, and get distracted by that amazing gal who says she's a vegan, no matter what you ask her! Yes! That's comedy. And it's awesome!
Shoot, what was I talking about?
Oh yeah, bad art. Not enough of it.
So, after the success of my first bad art service, I've decided to offer one that's a little more focused, just so that I can say that I've contributed something to the burgeoning bad art community here on Simbi.
For the low low price of 5 simbi, I'll put almost no effort in drawing a terrible piece of cat art, probably in inkscape, but potentially using an adobe product, just for you. Now I have to tell you, with only 999 pieces per month available, these are going to move fast! And when I'm a famous bad artist, putting together bad art shows, at bad art galleries, one of these terrible pieces of cat art could be a license to print bad money! I'm not sure how that works, but I'm assuming it's all feasible, in the event that I ever become infamous for bad art.
Anyway, like I was saying, this is totally your chance to have something awful.
What are you waiting for? Start that conversation. Send me a proposal.
If you love terrible cat art, this is totally the service for you!
Training & Qualifications
I own a mouse, and happen to have drawing software.