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I have a talking cat named Moogie, and she's bored. The humans she lives with are not providing sufficient entertainment. Therefore, she has asked me to post a service on Simbi, where she will grace you with her depth of knowledge and perfect understanding on any every subject.

Here's how it works: Ask me a question, and I will relay it to Moogie. She has promised me that she will consider every question carefully, but you can't trust that. Her answer may make sense. It may not.

Training & Qualifications


Moogie is a six year old house cat, and as such, she knows all. She possesses advanced skills in sitting, lying down, climbing, and perching herself on top of the refrigerator. Moogie sees herself as an expert in the human condition, seeing as she has successfully lulled her human companions into a false sense of superiority for six years. Her interests include string, sleeping, ignoring bugs and mice, figuring how to climb from under the sink into the downstairs neighbor's ceiling, and the ultimate subjugation of humanity. Now, she brings her infinite wisdom to you, the humans of Simbi. God help us.

Availability & Preferences


Moogie sleeps periodically, but is otherwise available to share her deep insights and wisdom.

Trading Preference: I prefer being paid in simbi

Reviews of Evelyn


Allison received unit of Ask my cat anything from Evelyn
Aug 24, 2016
I want Moogie to give me advice for the rest of my life. Thanks so much, Tyn!
Marirose received unit of Ask my cat anything from Evelyn
Jun 27, 2016
Moogie knows all. At least in the cat world. And the feline is softer than expected.
Charlie received unit of Ask my cat anything from Evelyn
Jun 24, 2016
Tin was a pleasure to work with, and was a great go-between for Moogie and me. Keep up the good work!
Maddie received unit of Ask my cat anything from Evelyn
Jun 19, 2016
Such a true cat translation.
Arron received unit of Ask my cat anything from Evelyn
Jun 17, 2016
Fantastic cat translation!
Emma provided Help with Comic book project for Evelyn
Aug 16, 2017
Tyn is funny, generous, supportive and kind. I would work with him again in a heartbeat and I appreciate the opportunity to have done so. :)
Jade provided Help with Comic book project for Evelyn
Aug 07, 2017
It was awesome being able to work with such a creative person!
Megan received unit of Vaping Tips from Evelyn
Jul 31, 2017
Tyn is super helpful and informative in all aspects of the vaping world.
Liz received session of Can your website be better? from Evelyn
Jul 29, 2017
Tyn is the man! His one hour session really encouraged me to keep going as an online entrepreneur. He was well prepared for the conference, coming to ...the table with lots of tips. When he realized I knew something, he dug deeper. When I needed more explanation, he was right there giving it to me. Above all, he gave me an AMAZING idea that, unbeknownst to him, was 100% all my brainstorming in one. I think the idea is a real gamechanger and going to help me stand out in my niche. I just needed someone else to connect the dots, and he did! Thanks again for the talk Tyn! I can't wait to implement the tips and come back with results!show more
Elizabeth received package of Help you name your business! from Evelyn
May 09, 2017
Tyn went above and beyond - not only providing some great names, but also a promotion for domains for when I'm ready to start the business. I'm looki...ng forward to possibly working with him again in the future.show more


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About Evelyn Samuel

I'm a computer programmer and professional marketer from the saint louis area. I'm here to be awesome, and to share as much of that awesomeness with as many people as possible. Sounds great, right? Wi...th the incredible power of simbi, we can be that much more awesome together. Mainly, my purpose here is to meet people. I like people, and simbi is a pretty inclusive space, which is the thing I've always liked about it. I was an early member, and left for a while, but I'm back now, as the new more authentic version of me, and I'm thoroughly jazzed to be back. I'm useful in a wide variety of ways. I understand the inner workings on the internet and technology. Got a question that involves your website or app? Easy, I'm your gal. Need to know what language to choose for your mobile app? I'll hook you up. Interested in navigating the minutiae of google search rankings? Look me up! Wordpress, Drupal, or Magento? Fine, I will if I have to. I know a lot of details about a lot of things, but I'm always trying to learn more. I relish opportunities like that. In short, I'm funny. I'm charming. And I like to stretch the boundaries of what a site like this can do at times. But most importantly, I'm here to make some awesome new friends.show more

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  • Travel
  • Adventure
  • Music & Audio
  • Custom Art