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I have a talking cat named Moogie, and she's bored. The humans she lives with are not providing sufficient entertainment. Therefore, she has asked me to post a service on Simbi, where she will grace you with her depth of knowledge and perfect understanding on any every subject.

Here's how it works: Ask me a question, and I will relay it to Moogie. She has promised me that she will consider every question carefully, but you can't trust that. Her answer may make sense. It may not.

Training & Qualifications


Moogie is a six year old house cat, and as such, she knows all. She possesses advanced skills in sitting, lying down, climbing, and perching herself on top of the refrigerator. Moogie sees herself as an expert in the human condition, seeing as she has successfully lulled her human companions into a false sense of superiority for six years. Her interests include string, sleeping, ignoring bugs and mice, figuring how to climb from under the sink into the downstairs neighbor's ceiling, and the ultimate subjugation of humanity. Now, she brings her infinite wisdom to you, the humans of Simbi. God help us.

Availability & Preferences


Moogie sleeps periodically, but is otherwise available to share her deep insights and wisdom.

Trading Preference: I prefer being paid in simbi

Reviews of Eva


Allison received unit of Ask my cat anything from Eva
Aug 24, 2016
I want Moogie to give me advice for the rest of my life. Thanks so much, Tyn!
Marirose received unit of Ask my cat anything from Eva
Jun 27, 2016
Moogie knows all. At least in the cat world. And the feline is softer than expected.
Charlie received unit of Ask my cat anything from Eva
Jun 24, 2016
Tin was a pleasure to work with, and was a great go-between for Moogie and me. Keep up the good work!
Maddie received unit of Ask my cat anything from Eva
Jun 19, 2016
Such a true cat translation.
Arron received unit of Ask my cat anything from Eva
Jun 17, 2016
Fantastic cat translation!
Emma provided Help with Comic book project for Eva
Aug 16, 2017
Tyn is funny, generous, supportive and kind. I would work with him again in a heartbeat and I appreciate the opportunity to have done so. :)
Jade provided Help with Comic book project for Eva
Aug 07, 2017
It was awesome being able to work with such a creative person!
Megan received unit of Vaping Tips from Eva
Jul 31, 2017
Tyn is super helpful and informative in all aspects of the vaping world.
Liz received session of Can your website be better? from Eva
Jul 29, 2017
Tyn is the man! His one hour session really encouraged me to keep going as an online entrepreneur. He was well prepared for the conference, coming to ...the table with lots of tips. When he realized I knew something, he dug deeper. When I needed more explanation, he was right there giving it to me. Above all, he gave me an AMAZING idea that, unbeknownst to him, was 100% all my brainstorming in one. I think the idea is a real gamechanger and going to help me stand out in my niche. I just needed someone else to connect the dots, and he did! Thanks again for the talk Tyn! I can't wait to implement the tips and come back with results!show more
Elizabeth received package of Help you name your business! from Eva
May 09, 2017
Tyn went above and beyond - not only providing some great names, but also a promotion for domains for when I'm ready to start the business. I'm looki...ng forward to possibly working with him again in the future.show more


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About Eva Webb

So who am I? I feel like that's a very solid question. I'm a nerd, probably first and foremost. I live in the US, at least for now. I'm Jewish, married, and trans. I consider myself a pansexual, queer... member of the LGBTQIA+ community. I'm a goofy nerd, and I read a lot. I'm a podcaster, with two active podcasts right now. Titular Characters, where I talk to comics pros and nerdy types, and Nerdfect Strangers, where I hang with my buds, and talk about all kinds of nerdy stuff. I was on Gals of Geekdom for a while, but it got to be too much to manage three podcasts, so I left the one with the less active production schedule. In general, I'm into comics, art, creative fun things that people make. I like making and experiencing fun creative things. I feel like that's why I like Simbi, but we'll get into more of that in a minute. By day, I work in software engineering for big companies. Things you've heard of. Chances are pretty good that if you've used the internet over the last 25 years or so, you've probably been to something that I've built, invented, or had some hand in building. It's kind of cool to be able to look back at your career and be able to say something like that, I think. I'm not really all that excited about tech anymore, though. Not like I used to be. It's hard to get my blood pumping over e-commerce where we are now, with all the standardization of things. It was fun when it was magical uncharted territory that few or anybody had ever stepped foot on. I was there for that. That was amazing. Experiencing the pioneering element of it all. My reasoning for coming here, and continuing to be here is the passion people have for what they do. It's pretty amazing if you think about it. And like I said in the old profile, I've met some amazing people here over the years. Wish I was more active on Simbi than I have been.show more

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