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6 simbi per unit - Virtual OK

I have a talking cat named Moogie, and she's bored. The humans she lives with are not providing sufficient entertainment. Therefore, she has asked me to post a service on Simbi, where she will grace you with her depth of knowledge and perfect understanding on any every subject.

Here's how it works: Ask me a question, and I will relay it to Moogie. She has promised me that she will consider every question carefully, but you can't trust that. Her answer may make sense. It may not.

Training & Qualifications


Moogie is a six year old house cat, and as such, she knows all. She possesses advanced skills in sitting, lying down, climbing, and perching herself on top of the refrigerator. Moogie sees herself as an expert in the human condition, seeing as she has successfully lulled her human companions into a false sense of superiority for six years. Her interests include string, sleeping, ignoring bugs and mice, figuring how to climb from under the sink into the downstairs neighbor's ceiling, and the ultimate subjugation of humanity. Now, she brings her infinite wisdom to you, the humans of Simbi. God help us.

Availability & Preferences


Moogie sleeps periodically, but is otherwise available to share her deep insights and wisdom.

Trading Preference: I prefer being paid in simbi

Reviews of Tyn


Aristides provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Apr 22, 2017
Enjoyed relaying a joke to Tyn.
Joe provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Apr 14, 2017
Tyn was prompt to hold up his end of the bargain. Easy dealing I would work with him again any time for sure.
Katelin provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Apr 12, 2017
Quick response and exchange. It was nice to have someone to share my terrible and rambling joke with, hahah.
David provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Apr 12, 2017
Tyn was easy to work with and quick to respond! I will look forward to trading with him again!
Anthony provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Apr 08, 2017
A fun guy! Very polite. Would work with again.
Krystal received Session of Immersive Marketing Advice from Tyn
Apr 04, 2017
Tyn really knows what he is talking about. I'm excited to move forward with his suggestions.
JT provided Session of Let's Debate: Government/Politics! for Tyn
Apr 04, 2017
Thanks for the fun time, Tyn!
Ryan provided Unit of Ruin a Pop Song for Tyn
Mar 27, 2017
I ruined another song for Tyn, but to my knowledge, his hearing is still in tact. I will try to do better next time. He let me have reign on which son...g I pick, so for that Tyn is an awesome guy. But looking at his other reviews, you probably already got that impression. show more
Alliene received Unit of Random Pickle Picture! from Tyn
Mar 18, 2017
Perfection, just what I needed to put a smile on my face this morning.
Erin provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Mar 14, 2017
Digged it. Both parties content.


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About Tyn Samuel

I'm a professional web developer, and marketer for businesses large and small. I've build sites and worked on campaigns for a lot of big names. It's fun, and I love every minute of what I do. In 2...016, I branched off on my own and started a marketing company, and left the major marketing company I was working for. Now, it's all about my vision, and ideas, and the things that I can do to help people succeed online. I've been proving that it can be done, that a good web marketing outfit with a decent business model and an honest service can exist, and do well, without resorting to nonsense. And that's been gratifying for me. It really does feel like vindication. I'm multi-faceted. I think I've had more fun on Simbi than pretty much any other site in recent memory. I love _EVERYTHING_ about this place. The people, the art, the sense of community. Just all of it. I've been involved with Simbi since about August. I think I've made more close friends in that time, than anytime, anywhere else. It's just been amazing. Simbi is magical. And I've come up with some truly whacky service ideas that I think you might enjoy. Are you looking for amazing pictures of fish in jars? Pickles? Haikus? Or the world's only known magical chili recipe? Hit me up. I like all things technical and nerdy. I'm a fan of Doctor Who, comic books, Star Trek, and classical futurism in general. One day soon, I want to start a comic book publishing company, and deal in the business of fantastic ideas, concepts, and art that are novel, and interesting. At this point, it's still a dream, but it keeps getting closer. Right now, I'm interested in meeting the smartest, funniest, most talented people on the internet. And I have it on good authority that most of them are here. Don't hesitate to contact me for whatever reason. Cheers. show more

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