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6 simbi per unit - Virtual OK

I have a talking cat named Moogie, and she's bored. The humans she lives with are not providing sufficient entertainment. Therefore, she has asked me to post a service on Simbi, where she will grace you with her depth of knowledge and perfect understanding on any every subject.

Here's how it works: Ask me a question, and I will relay it to Moogie. She has promised me that she will consider every question carefully, but you can't trust that. Her answer may make sense. It may not.

Training & Qualifications


Moogie is a six year old house cat, and as such, she knows all. She possesses advanced skills in sitting, lying down, climbing, and perching herself on top of the refrigerator. Moogie sees herself as an expert in the human condition, seeing as she has successfully lulled her human companions into a false sense of superiority for six years. Her interests include string, sleeping, ignoring bugs and mice, figuring how to climb from under the sink into the downstairs neighbor's ceiling, and the ultimate subjugation of humanity. Now, she brings her infinite wisdom to you, the humans of Simbi. God help us.

Availability & Preferences


Moogie sleeps periodically, but is otherwise available to share her deep insights and wisdom.

Trading Preference: I prefer being paid in simbi

Reviews of Tyn


Colleen received Unit of Random Pickle Picture! from Tyn
Jan 11, 2017
Tyn sent over 2 of the most delicious pickle pics I've ever seen :)
Michael received Session of Immersive Marketing Advice from Tyn
Jan 06, 2017
Tyn is detailed and knowledgeable. He will sink his teeth into your project and won't let go until you are on your way to success.
Casey received Unit of Picture of a Jar with Fish In It from Tyn
Jan 05, 2017
Tyn offered a top quality service of a picture of a jar with fish in it. I couldn't have asked for better pictures.
Koryl provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Jan 05, 2017
Tyn seems like a lovely person with a great sense of humor. I enjoyed sharing a long joke with him.
Jean received Unit of Picture of a Jar with Fish In It from Tyn
Dec 28, 2016
What a fun service! Tyn found me beautiful pictures. Thanks!
Eric provided Unit of 3D Update To Your Logo for Tyn
Dec 26, 2016
I truly enjoy working with Tyn. Very smooth transactions. Thanks Tyn!
Wayne provided Help with I could really use some sales help for Tyn
Dec 20, 2016
Tyn is the best kind of people. Hard working, laid back in his approach to people and intelligent. Loved talking with him and helping show a new app...roach to his problem.show more
Moll provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Dec 10, 2016
I hope you thought my joke was funny
Willyum received Unit of Arcane Chili Recipe from Tyn
Dec 08, 2016
Tyn has a very intriguing recipe. I have yet to try it. I promise to only use this chili for of healing and light.
Lara provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Dec 05, 2016
Open-minded person, appreciative of good humor.


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About Tyn Samuel

I'm a professional web developer, and marketer for businesses large and small. I've build sites and worked on campaigns for a lot of big names. It's fun, and I love every minute of what I do. In 2...016, I branched off on my own and started a marketing company, and left the major marketing company I was working for. Now, it's all about my vision, and ideas, and the things that I can do to help people succeed online. I've been proving that it can be done, that a good web marketing outfit with a decent business model and an honest service can exist, and do well, without resorting to nonsense. And that's been gratifying for me. It really does feel like vindication. I'm multi-faceted. I think I've had more fun on Simbi than pretty much any other site in recent memory. I love _EVERYTHING_ about this place. The people, the art, the sense of community. Just all of it. I've been involved with Simbi since about August. I think I've made more close friends in that time, than anytime, anywhere else. It's just been amazing. Simbi is magical. And I've come up with some truly whacky service ideas that I think you might enjoy. Are you looking for amazing pictures of fish in jars? Pickles? Haikus? Or the world's only known magical chili recipe? Hit me up. I like all things technical and nerdy. I'm a fan of Doctor Who, comic books, Star Trek, and classical futurism in general. One day soon, I want to start a comic book publishing company, and deal in the business of fantastic ideas, concepts, and art that are novel, and interesting. At this point, it's still a dream, but it keeps getting closer. Right now, I'm interested in meeting the smartest, funniest, most talented people on the internet. And I have it on good authority that most of them are here. Don't hesitate to contact me for whatever reason. Cheers. show more

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