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Funny responses to Voicemail

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Getting Even with the answering machine by John Carfi and Cliff Carle
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Reviews of Thomas


Dasha bought Sketch Scented washable 6 markers from Thomas
May 13, 2018
Thank you so much:)
Dasha bought Mr Sketch Scented Neon Colors from Thomas
May 13, 2018
Thank you so much:)
Beautiful bought 2004 Grammy Nominees from Thomas
May 11, 2018
Another great year on a CD
Beautiful bought Grammy Nominees 2002 from Thomas
May 11, 2018
Yay! CDs
Beautiful bought Grammy Nominees 2001 from Thomas
May 11, 2018
Awesome add to my collection
Beautiful bought city high from Thomas
May 11, 2018
Fun!
Christine bought Tom petty Wild flowers from Thomas
May 09, 2018
Thank you so much!
Joshua provided session of 5 catchy slogans or biz names for Thomas
May 02, 2018
Thomas was a pleasure to work with. Thanks so much.
Jenn provided hour of Business Card Design - Letterpress for Thomas
Apr 26, 2018
design process went quickly!
Samantha bought 51 piece Colorama kit. from Thomas
Apr 20, 2018
Shipping of my item was super fast. Thanks! Recommended!


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About Thomas Aukland

I have a B.sc in biology. I have a massage certificate with a minor in spa. The spa minor taught me how to make essential oils blended with olive oil. I have been a tutor in spanish, math, biology,... and english. I have food quality assurance experience. In high school I was a wrestler and a soccer player. I have been a soccer and a wrestling referee. I have been drinking tea for most of my life. I have blended teas for 2 years now. I use fair trade organic teas in my blends. I have lived in Portland,OR for twenty years. I have thought about leaving portland but no other city sounds as good as portland. I love to blues dance. I read fantasy and science fiction. I do a lot of cooking. I like to take ingredient labels from certain products and come up with my recipe with twists. THe recipes were my secret but now are not. Shoot me a simbi mail and I may even make the product for you instead of the recipeshow more

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