Looking for a good massage!
Once upon a time, I went to a festival called Once Upon A Festival. While dying in the 106 degree heat, an angel of a man appeared before me. He claimed that he was a professional masseuse, and that he was giving free massages to people. That man took every ounce of pain out of my body with his bare hands, one sore/tight muscle at a time. When he was finished, I had never felt so good in my life. Though I will probably never cross paths with that man again, I have faith in the Simbi community! Come be my masseuse, and I'll be happy forever<3 I can take you out on the coolest hikes and teach you all about nature, give you my personal insights and opinions about this insane world, or even teach you some cool tricks with a hula hoop!