I will be a sober bastion of comfort and control among the sea that is your posse of inebriation.

I can act in a support role for individuals and groups in a variety of situations where decision-making may be impaired. Whether you're rolling, stoned, tripping, or wasted, I will abide by predetermined guidelines to keep you, your party members, your possessions, and your experience safe and happy.

PRIOR to the event we shall discuss guidelines for which I shall abide in order to create as healthy and enjoyable an experience as possible for you while avoiding stepping over previously agreed upon lines.

I can fetch water, prepare food, calm people down, help people to keep themselves safe from bad decisions, facilitate activities, DJ the playlist, drive people from place to place, and diffuse tense situations between my clients and themselves as well as outside interference. Requests generally accepted.

I generally will not provide anything for the experience such as water or food, but exceptions may be made. I do not have my own transportation but can arrive to and leave from the event of my own volition.

Feel free to ask for whatever you may need or want.

Cheers!