Send me a message along with a picture of you. I will tear you up. I won't pick apart anything that I think would personally upset you, just give you a good laugh.
Training & Qualifications
I'm white and really shy IRL but believe me when I say that you look like a gotdang basket of fruit with two eyes, a nose, and an ugly lookin smile.
Availability & Preferences
I'll roast your buns whenever I'm not at work. Usually work nights.