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Infinite Patience Training

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50 value - Virtual OK - Posted Sep 28, 2016

I will train you to unlock your minds fullest potential. Infinite appreciation and love is the only way to achieve total control. Practice patience daily. Do you squirm at the mention of "mind expansion" or "warm healing energy." Do you dislike drum circles, public nudity or strangers touching your feet. I can fix that!

I can also talk to great lengths about soap abstinence. I can provide in depth insight on the proper uses of Tie-dye. You know the only thing that really matches tie-dye? Those stupid corduroy pants with all the patches that make you look like a quilt. Where to buy Birkenstocks, those clunky mandals are so ugly, we'd almost prefer you went barefoot on the street. Also, don't go barefoot on the street. That's gross. How to perfect Pacifism. Into sports? I have mastered the Hacky sacks/hula hoops/those stick things they throw in the air with the other stick things.

We all want freedom, man. Particularly the freedom to not have to yield you space in a crowd to play with your toys. I have lists to help on giving children stupid names. I stand as a prime example ruining the drug debate.We can't have a reasonable debate about marijuana laws in this country with one side showing up for the debate blazed, while protesting Dreadlocks on white people. You would think that balding ponytails would be the worst hair choice of this culture. Nope. This.

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Training & Qualifications


I am a complete human. Sharing is a constant.

This life is nothing short of a flowering reintegration of ancient understanding. To navigate the mission is to become one with it.

It can be difficult to know where to begin.

As you dream, you will enter into infinite ecstasy that transcends understanding. You will soon be guided by a power deep within yourself — a power that is sentient, conscious. Through astral projection, our hearts are opened by beauty.

How should you navigate this perennial infinite? Have you found your myth? If you have never experienced this explosion undefined, it can be difficult to exist.

The osmosis of faith is now happening worldwide. It is a sign of things to come. The future will be a karmic maturing of empathy.

Lifeform, look within and awaken yourself.
Affirmations may be the solution to what’s holding you back from a jaw-dropping current of choice. Wisdom requires exploration. The goal of atomic ionization is to plant the seeds of wellbeing rather than pain.

Reality has always been beaming with adventurers whose souls are opened by serenity. Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the totality via morphic resonance. Our conversations with other travellers have led to a flowering of pseudo-transformative consciousness

Availability & Preferences


Like I have a job...Coherence is the driver of choice.

This life is nothing short of an awakening oasis of higher choice. You and I are warriors of the stratosphere.

Who are we? Where on the great myth will we be reborn?

Potential is a constant. The quantum cycle is radiating bio-electricity. By unveiling, we heal.

Through alternative medicine, our third eyes are enveloped in transcendence. As you believe, you will enter into infinite potentiality that transcends understanding. You will soon be awakened by a power deep within yourself — a power that is magical, sentient.

Guidance is the nature of synchronicity, and of us. Fulfillment requires exploration. Nothing is impossible.

We grow, we dream, we are reborn.
It can be difficult to know where to begin. Although you may not realize it, you are enlightened. The planet is calling to you via electromagnetic resonance. Can you hear it?

Trading Preference: Pay it forward – pass on the good deed!

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Kerry received session of NOT TOO LATE to save a Bad Pet Rock from Moonshower
Dec 28, 2016
This is a fun and enlightening experience. Moonshower is insightful and knowledgeable.

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