I will digitally transfer and physically(cold) store up to 4.6gb (the size of a DVDR/RW)
for an "Isolation period" (72 hours/3 days)
After the isolation period has ended, either:
A: I destroy and dispose of the disc, or
B: We work out an agreement or a recurring fee for extended period storage/archival of the disc

I don't open the file(s), I don't browse the file(s), I don't see any info about the compressed/archived file(s) that you don't want exposed in your root folder or file name(s)
The disc WILL be locked in a physical place that no one else besides me has access to.
The disc WILL be crushed and melted at approximately 72 hours after conception.

Absolutely No Illegal files (including porn, be smart)
Absolutely No Viruses (don't kill the messenger)
Absolutely No re-uploading will be done on my part
Absolutely Nothing that makes anyone knock on my door