I will edit the heck out of your web content, email, strongly worded letter, obituary, social media post, Dear John text or any written material which requires precision or finesse.

I specialize in double entendre and will keep you from stumbling into a situation with your pants down (unless you're into that sort of thing). I will unabashedly tell you if what you have written is total codswollop and then offer creative solutions for improvement.

If editing your content to a meaningful piece of written word is beyond hope, I offer separate Cyrano de Bergerac services (commonly referred to as "ghost writing"). I will let you know immediately if your rough draft is beyond salvation so you don't waste your transaction capital.