Rant From A Girl Working In Retail
Hello, I’m Lauren, and I work in retail! Do you find yourself waking up in the morning thinking to yourself, “I wonder what REALLY was going through that girl’s head in the store...” WELL GUESS WHAT. It’s your lucky day.
The sheer amount of sh*t I witness and tolerate is mind numbing, and for 1 Simbi, I will humorously (to the best of my ability) detail an event that happened to me that day. As I write this I am recovering from a case of “wayward children climbing the scratching posts” which is comorbid with “I don’t have a receipt, but it should be in ‘your system’”.
My only rule is that I leave the company’s name out (as well as the names and details of my coworkers) as things can get a little hairy. 😂
This service also doubles as therapy for me, so if you’re not into traditional charity, you may consider me as alternative charity.
Training & Qualifications
I can stand behind a cash desk quite nicely, stay loosely within dress code, pontificate about Product A, and most of all- search for a smile from the deepest depths of my frozen heart, as I am actually quite opposed to fake smiles.
Availability & Preferences
When not collecting rant material I can be seen sitting on long buss trips, phone in hand, ready to type with the fury of a 1000 suns.