I will make your life easier for you. I will help you not have to try as hard to "stand up straight." I will quell your neurosis about your personal life. I will have you on your way towards never feeling jealous of anyone ever again. These sound like big promises, but in an hour's work, I can orient you in the right direction. I will be the the voice of reason and truth in your life. For one hour! It sounds really weird and new-agey, but it's really just a mixture of ethics, scientific discovery, and unabashed honesty. Maybe the people in your life don't like to tell you the truth and maybe they don't know the difference between opinion and truth. Either way, life can become confusing and we can become bent out of shape, jealous, and dissatisfied. That's not good!
Breakdown of my service:
I will take a look at you and listen to you for a little while and then teach you anything you're missing and make sure that you're aware of the truth. The clouds in your mind will clear up and you'll be well on your way!