Jovial Fake (Boy)Friend
I will go with you to your family or work events and guide conversations away from uncomfortable things, and help keep them from picking on you with all those judgmental questions that they don't understand can be damaging. Also very well-practiced in explaining that it's possible to have tattoos and piercings and still be a productive, successful member of society.
Training & Qualifications
I am incredibly friendly and moms love me. I am large enough to deter assholes, but not so large as to intimidate the average person. I'm a vocal feminist, and like to believe my friendship and the circle of people I surround myself with are completely safe spaces, free of judgment. Will of course provide facebook friendship and access to communication with friends, etc. for character-verification.
Availability & Preferences