Spider Relocation
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Are you terrified of spiders? Do you need one removed from your house but don't want to go near it with a ten foot pole? Do you need one removed from your house but don't want to squash it for fear that you will be haunted in perpetuity by angry ghost spiders? I will take care of it for you. I am not an exterminator, just a relocator. Spiders (up to 3) will be humanely collected and released outside up to a quarter mile from your house/apartment/office/car. No black widows or hobos.