I'm a poor single mom with a lot of skills that I can't get paid for in a normal way because I am disabled. You won't notice though. It's not (usually) a visible disability. I just have a really tough time existing in work environments for long periods of time. I don't have any problems actually doing work. It's frustrating!
I fill my time with nerdy pursuits like gaming and tinkering with electronics like computers and microcontrollers. I also crochet and do origami because I have ADHD (not my disability-trust me, it's awesome) and I need something to do with my hands when I am sitting still. I'm not very good at being bored and my favorite hobby is learning new skills. I can do a lot of things, especially technical things. You wouldn't even believe my skillset if I listed it. I'm both a genius and a polymath. I'm not very humble, but I am kind and fun.
I am very high energy and people are always telling me to calm down. I like goofy jokes and I am hella liberal. (I'm happy to fix conservative's computers as long as they take a break from telling me I don't deserve civil liberties because I'm queer for long enough for me to finish the repair.) I have a mohawk. I'm a law abiding citizen and active in my community, but your parents definitely wouldn't approve of me.