Why didn't the shark eat his dinner?
- It tasted fishy!
I have a million of these, for just when you need a starter for your wedding toast or a way to say "hi" to that hot guy!
110% Customer sanctification guaranteed. No returns on jokes older than 90 days. Please consult your doctor if you experience laugher lasting longer than 4 hours.
Training & Qualifications
When I graduated high school I man I greatly respect gave me a joke book as a parting gift. He was in show business and saw potential in me.
I stay away from the limelight now, but I can offer you my best / worst.
Availability & Preferences
Send me a message anytime, I will give you the joke as soon as I read it!
I keep my weekends free. Early morning is the best time for me to read my emails.
Reviews of Jacob
Christopher received unit of Bad Jokes from JacobAug 02, 2017
Florian received unit of Bad Jokes from JacobMar 16, 2017
Tanya received unit of Bad Jokes from JacobFeb 18, 2017
Allison received unit of Bad Jokes from JacobOct 23, 2016
About Jacob Borgmann
I have moved around for most of my life, now in the twin cities i want to settle down. I enjoy pop song parodies, meeting strangers, and board games. I read Wikipedia no less than once a day, I trust ...it with my life. show moreOpen to other proposals
Jacob Borgmann is looking for:
- Music & Audio
- Fun & Quirky
- Art & Design