Why didn't the shark eat his dinner?
- It tasted fishy!
I have a million of these, for just when you need a starter for your wedding toast or a way to say "hi" to that hot guy!
110% Customer sanctification guaranteed. No returns on jokes older than 90 days. Please consult your doctor if you experience laugher lasting longer than 4 hours.
Training & Qualifications
When I graduated high school I man I greatly respect gave me a joke book as a parting gift. He was in show business and saw potential in me.
I stay away from the limelight now, but I can offer you my best / worst.
Availability & Preferences
Send me a message anytime, I will give you the joke as soon as I read it!
I keep my weekends free. Early morning is the best time for me to read my emails.
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About Jacob Borgmann
I have moved around for most of my life, now in the twin cities i want to settle down. I enjoy pop song parodies, meeting strangers, and board games. I read Wikipedia no less than once a day, I trust ...it with my life. show moreOpen to other proposals
Jacob Borgmann is looking for:
- Music & Audio
- Fun & Quirky
- Art & Design