Why didn't the shark eat his dinner?
- It tasted fishy!
I have a million of these, for just when you need a starter for your wedding toast or a way to say "hi" to that hot guy!
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Training & Qualifications
When I graduated high school I man I greatly respect gave me a joke book as a parting gift. He was in show business and saw potential in me.
I stay away from the limelight now, but I can offer you my best / worst.
Availability & Preferences
Send me a message anytime, I will give you the joke as soon as I read it!
I keep my weekends free. Early morning is the best time for me to read my emails.