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Bad Jokes

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Why didn't the shark eat his dinner?

- It tasted fishy!

I have a million of these, for just when you need a starter for your wedding toast or a way to say "hi" to that hot guy!
110% Customer sanctification guaranteed. No returns on jokes older than 90 days. Please consult your doctor if you experience laugher lasting longer than 4 hours.

Training & Qualifications


When I graduated high school I man I greatly respect gave me a joke book as a parting gift. He was in show business and saw potential in me.
I stay away from the limelight now, but I can offer you my best / worst.

Availability & Preferences


Send me a message anytime, I will give you the joke as soon as I read it!
I keep my weekends free. Early morning is the best time for me to read my emails.

Trading Preference: I prefer being paid in simbi

Reviews of Jacob


Micah received unit of Bad Jokes from Jacob
Aug 28, 2017
Quick to reply and stale with delivery. I look forward to working more with Jacob.
Śvani received unit of Bad Jokes from Jacob
Oct 04, 2017
Hee! made me laugh!
Christopher received unit of Bad Jokes from Jacob
Aug 02, 2017
As described. In the end pretty funny. Quick response.
Ayan received unit of Bad Jokes from Jacob
Jun 19, 2017
:-)
Melvin received unit of Bad Jokes from Jacob
Mar 25, 2017
That was a pretty bad joke!
Florian received unit of Bad Jokes from Jacob
Mar 16, 2017
Jokes was hilariously bad. 5 stars
Roos-anne received unit of Bad Jokes from Jacob
Mar 15, 2017
I love your very unique approaches and ideas when it comes to religion and basically the world in general. You really showed me a totally different vi...ew from anybody else and I appreciate that :)show more
Tanya Paterson
Tanya received unit of Bad Jokes from Jacob
Feb 18, 2017
The joke was as bad as promised. :)
Caroline received unit of Bad Jokes from Jacob
Feb 17, 2017
Great jokes!
Allison Mayer
Allison received unit of Bad Jokes from Jacob
Oct 23, 2016
Funny!


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About Jacob Borgmann

I have moved around for most of my life, now in the twin cities i want to settle down. I enjoy pop song parodies, meeting strangers, and board games. I read Wikipedia no less than once a day, I trust ...it with my life. show more

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