Whenever I think I've hit comic gold, everyone else thinks I'm being cynical. I have a foul mouth in lieu of any kind of bad temper. I've been playing the piano for most of my life having spent nine years in weekly private lessons. I can read music and am able to teach you to do the same if you're patient. It's not a quick or easy process but it's one I'm glad I learned. Prior to moving to Portland, I had my own cake business which fulfilled a childhood dream while simultaneously making me never want to be a serious business owner again. I love doing anything with my hands and while I don't decorate my home with many of them, I'm kind of a crafting wizard. I can scrapbook and make anything off of Pinterest like it's nobody's business!