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I can make fun of you

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2 simbi per session - Virtual OK

I will make fun of you for a reasonable fee. Have you ever felt too happy? Is your self esteem uncomfortably high? Would you like to fall down into a pit of despair? Then I'm your guy. We'll, not YOUR guy. You're not my type.

Training & Qualifications


I have a masters degree in funpokery with a minor in tomfoolery and am working on a graduate degree in your mother

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Dillon


Giana provided Unit of How You'll Die for Dillon
Aug 07, 2016
Dillon is friendly and understanding.
Patricia provided Unit of My Current Cheese Obsession for Dillon
Jul 31, 2016
great!
Jerico received Unit of Let me Google it for you! from Dillon
Jul 23, 2016
Dillon is such an awesome guy and was super helpful by finding me articles for my class discussions. A++
James received Session of I can make fun of you from Dillon
Jul 22, 2016
He was incredibly mean and hurtful but he got the job done and made fun of me he was great
Mike received Unit of Let me Google it for you! from Dillon
Jul 21, 2016
LOL. I asked Dillon to google "What is the meaning of life for me." And it was hilarious. I will probably use this service again for actual research s...ince I am in grad school tooshow more
Cheri received Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" from Dillon
Jul 21, 2016
lol
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About Dillon Long

I am a literal ball of fire and electricity which allows me to do pretty much anything anyone else can do, except with more awe-inspiring mediocrity. If you're interested in having me maybe respond so...metimes and want one of the many services I provide, just shoot me a message and I might see it.show more

Open to other proposals
Dillon Long is looking for:
  • Custom Art
  • Music & Audio
  • Photography
  • Art: Other
  • Experiences: Other
  • Adventure
  • Friendship/Listening
  • Digital: Other
  • Fun & Quirky
  • Cheap & Easy