I will... talk to you respectfully about almost anything, and listen and learn if I can't speak for myself.
I play Chess at a decent level (1400~)
I am an amateur programmer and roboticist.
I am currently working as a diesel mechanic on industrial cargo loading vehicles.
I have an extensive knowledge of most things inane and random, even I don't know what I know til you ask me.
I can also write you a poem based on suggested inspiration or just off the top of my head.