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Listening and Advice

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5 per session - Virtual OK - Posted Jun 21, 2017

I will listen and give advice. If you need to vent or just talk about your day, I will talk it over with you through text or call. I have knowledge on relationships, parenting, make-up, dealing with a loss of a pet or loved one and just living to your potential. ( ego drop) I know that seems a little all over the place but that is my personality. (like an adult child) I love to joke and have fun and will even talk smack with you about the person that pissed you off. ( i got your back) I am the blunt and aggressively funny bff you never had.( or wanted) I am an open book. Ask me anything and I will give you an honest answer. (I don't sugar coat anything) That's what most people love about me. ( again with the ego) Let's do this...together! ( not really DO IT, it's not that kind of site. If you want that kind of site go to pornhub they are super confidential...not that I would know...damn)

Training & Qualifications


Life is my only qualification. There is no better teacher in this world. I have made mistakes in the past and maybe you learn from them as well as I did. Life has been my Yoda. Let me be your Yoda. ( ok that was a little geeky but you get the idea)

Availability & Preferences


I am usually free from 9am till 4pm. I am above all a mommy.

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Celeste


Kaitlyn received Help with Good book recommendations from Celeste
Jun 21, 2017
Celeste gave a very good recomendation. I can't wait to start reading.

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About Celeste Uptergrove

I am a mother of three and in a polyamorous relationship. I love life and doing things outdoors with my family (swimming and camping at the lake). I also love playing with make-up creating new looks ...( I watch all the big Youtubers). Halloween is my favorite time of year because I get to go all out on the gore with my kids ( I used to qorl at a haunted house). I love to make people laugh and I am easy to get along with ( This whole sentence is just me being narcissistic) . I am non judgmental ( This is a lie. I make fun of people quite often). I have a husband and a wife ( Polyamory) . I was raised by my gay father and straight mother( Long story). I spent my school years in San Francisco and my adult life in Texas and Oklahoma ( Has do do with the parent situation). I can hunt and fish (Zombie apocalypse ready). I can change a flat tire ( Always handy in a zombie apocalypse) . I can cook ( See above). I swear I am not a prepper lol. I am blunt and honest to a fault ( I will always tell you the truth even if you don't want to hear it). I am in my 3rd ( and finale) marriage ( Till death). I am very open about my life. I know alot of people say that but I truly will answer any questions you have about myself. I work off my phone and my fat thumbs tend to misspell alot of worda so although my intellect is up there my thumbs tend to not convey that fact( Big words....see what I did there). show more

Open to other proposals
Celeste Uptergrove is looking for:
  • Fun & Quirky
  • Just for Fun
  • Children's Activities
  • Beauty
  • Makeup
  • Skincare
  • Style & Fashion
  • Learning
  • Tutoring & Mentoring
  • Friendship/Listening
  • Experiences
  • Photography