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Random Narrative Specialist.

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Forward

5 simbi value - Virtual OK

I will give a completely random story that I make up on the top of my head that you should find amusing. Give me any parameters you want included in the story and then I wont use a single one.

You may think this is a stupid service, but people seem to enjoy them. So why not give it a try?

Ill tell you why, because you dont think its worth your time.

And I understand that, why go onto a site where you can hear some story about a floating demon hotdog when you can go get a similar story by typing in the phrase "Banana Buddah Baby" into google.

No Im not self promoting, its just a fact. Like how there was a time your parents put you down and never picked you back up.

Have a fantastic day

Training & Qualifications


I am not only certifiably crazy, I am certified. Literately. I have a certificate from the government stating I'm insane hanging in my living room.

This makes nonsensical nonsense rambling stories come out of me easier, even more than realizing that every time you get in a swimming pool, you are drenching yourself in water that has touched every single old persons butt hole that has every gotten in there.

Availability & Preferences


Im usually available when Im not busy

Trading Preference: Pay it forward – pass on the good deed!

Reviews of Cameron


Kirsten received session of Random Narrative Specialist. from Cameron
Sep 04, 2017
;)
Brittney received session of Random Narrative Specialist. from Cameron
Sep 03, 2017
Cameron definitely delivered on the random narrative. It pretty much made no sense, but that's why I loved it. It put a smile on my face. If you need ...something to make your day a bit better hit Cameron up. 🐌show more
Dani received session of Random Narrative Specialist. from Cameron
Jul 19, 2017
Provided fresh insight and was kind throughout. Went above and beyond.
Phoebe Dunham
Phoebe received session of Random Narrative Specialist. from Cameron
Jul 19, 2017
Pretty fun to talk to
Omar received Help with Talk To Me In English For 1h *Voice from Cameron
Sep 17, 2017
Thanks Hommie, It Was Nice Talking To Ya
Josh received unit of Contract Architect from Cameron
Sep 09, 2017
Very formal and fantastic contracts. Very in depth and quality.
Jane received Help with Host a Simbi Swap Meet from Cameron
Sep 06, 2017
Thanks so much, Cameron!! You are a super star!
Cody received visit of Pictures of my Joey from Cameron
Sep 04, 2017
he sent me pictures of his cute lil cat and fairly quickly
Ulises received visit of Creative Specialist/Problem Solver from Cameron
Sep 02, 2017
You've been a great help, Cameron. Thank you for your time and thoughts. I've already madeup my mind. Deal completed!
Joey provided Help with Potluck at the SLC Chapter meeting for Cameron
Aug 30, 2017
Great ambassador! Deffintly going to the next meting!


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About Cameron Kopaunik

I'm a student working towards a PhD in theoretical physics. My strongest feature is creative thinking. I am also the Simbi Ambassador for the Salt Lake City charter. So if you live in v Salt Lake,... contact me :) I do not believe in money, I see it as a symptom of cancer in the world that needs to be eradicated. The only reason I have any Simbi "currency" greater than 1 is so that I don't get flooded with requests on here that take a lot of time to do (like making a contract). Because of my unique life, I have to try really hard to be judgmental about a topic. I love to be proven wrong. I love to help people, I love taking about personal, philosophical, religious, mathematical, or whatever. I have very unique life experiences that has resulted in a very open mind and a unique perspective on life. Facetiousness is the word that describes me the best... I think lol. I've literally laughed multiple times while looking death in the eyes. I more than qualify for MENSA but the famous person I remind people of is Patrick Star from spongebob. I have a YouTube channel, I love art, I love to swing dance, and I'm single ;) I have a strong and broad sense of humor, and most of the jokes I say are to amuse myself rather than an audience. I've been embarrassed 6 times my entire life, and I have no shame. I'm writing a book it's the first of at least 5. I am the oldest of 5 and living in Salt Lake city. I love people and animals. I have a very unique background that makes my perspective on life very different. Also my kitty is named Joey and he can go for walks on a leash, and hes my baby. Even if he does get the cops called on him when I'm on vacation. Im the oldest of 5 kids, and I have a dark sense of humor sometimes. I consider myself immortal and I'm a member of space nation, Asgardia. And I hate cheese, no me gusta queso. No hablo Español. ____________ ALSO PLEASE NOTE: I have a 100% transparency policy. If I mess up during a deal or I do something I dont like. PLEASE put it in the review. I do not believe in hiding my faults, I want the world to see me. Also, how else can I learn??? show more

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