Random Narrative Specialist.
I will give a completely random story that I make up on the top of my head that you should find amusing. Give me any parameters you want included in the story and then I wont use a single one.
You may think this is a stupid service, but people seem to enjoy them. So why not give it a try?
Ill tell you why, because you dont think its worth your time.
And I understand that, why go onto a site where you can hear some story about a floating demon hotdog when you can go get a similar story by typing in the phrase "Banana Buddah Baby" into google.
No Im not self promoting, its just a fact. Like how there was a time your parents put you down and never picked you back up.
Have a fantastic day
Training & Qualifications
I am not only certifiably crazy, I am certified. Literately. I have a certificate from the government stating I'm insane hanging in my living room.
This makes nonsensical nonsense rambling stories come out of me easier, even more than realizing that every time you get in a swimming pool, you are drenching yourself in water that has touched every single old persons butt hole that has every gotten in there.
Availability & Preferences
Im usually available when Im not busy