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Costumed Pirate Actor Appearance

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50 simbi per hour

I am a real life pirate who is available to liven up your special event! I typically apply my extensive costumed character retail experience to enriching the sales process of local artisans, but I can also do theme parties, get togethers, store or exhibit openings, convention help, or volunteer at fundraisers. I come with a variety of other costumes, feel free to contact me with other requests. This iconic persona is Dread Pirate Calico, captain of the DreadNaughty based in SE Michigan. All venue types considered, my classic orange and black get up can be modified to suit any season or weather. This listing is set by the hour, depending on the situation this is negotiable, I am located in Whitmore Lake and able to travel up to an hour away, or farther with other incentive. Open to trades, particularly involving vending or networking opportunities!

Training & Qualifications


I have been living the pirate life professionally through my own company for the past four years, and worked for various artisans in the Renaissance Festival community for the last 7. I am very comfortable in a variety of retail settings, if you are looking for a personable booth babe with crowd stamina and sales prowess, look no further!

Availability & Preferences


For in person appearances I need a couple weeks of notice, the more notice the more availability I'm bound to have!

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Calley


Drew received Session of Etsy/ECommerce Shop Consultation from Calley
Apr 20, 2017
Calley had some great insight on my shop!
Tina received Session of Etsy/ECommerce Shop Consultation from Calley
Feb 09, 2017
Calley was so helpful. Great points and examples. Can't say enough good stuff about her insightful points!
Austin received Unit of Custom Tattoo Design from Calley
Jan 24, 2017
Great work!
Doug received Unit of Old School Tea Stain Art from Calley
Jan 13, 2017
Awesome work. Can not thank you enough.
Chandra received Session of Etsy/ECommerce Shop Consultation from Calley
Jan 08, 2017
Calley is very detailed. She gives lots of examples and provides links. She is kind in her constructive criticism and very helpful. Great experience.
Micah sold Waterfall Star trail (Digital) to Calley
Dec 09, 2016
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Micah sold Sea Foam (Digital) to Calley
Dec 07, 2016
Thanks. =D
Nathan received Help with Review my business plan from Calley
Dec 05, 2016
Incredibly intelligent woman. Thanks again Calley. I needed to hear that.
Megan received Unit of Old School Tea Stain Art from Calley
Dec 01, 2016
Calley is a talented artist, and very fun to work with! I love the custom piece she created for me.
Rue received Help with Hair style consultant from Calley
Nov 30, 2016
Offered a good idea I had never thought of Needs to do some looking up stuff online


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About Calley Smith

My passion in life is sustainable living and ecodesign, my objective is to be a key contributor in establishing projects which enable ecologically conscious work and lifestyle choices. I am an entrep...reneur, and avidly work on community outreach projects to inspire others to become one as well. I believe that good design can save the world and provide abundance for everyone on earth, if we prioritize maintaining the environment and put respect for human life at the core of our values. Right now, my main personal projects are researching the properties of upcycled materials for use in ecommerce products, and establishing a local warehouse to collect discarded wastes that could be re-purposed and make them available for sale in bulk to crafters. In relation to this, I want do start a Twitch creative stream dedicated to handmade artisans, and push that platform farther than it has been taken before in service to businesses. I spend a lot of time researching UX design, and imagining the future of shopping in a way that is both more fulfilling to the user, more profitable to the maker, and less impactful on the environment. Another branch of this is creating a 3D virtual shopping environment, utilizing 3D scanning to render products to scale for interaction by a digital avatar. I foresee shopping in the future being primarily online, with less resources dedicated to physical storefronts which are enabling unsustainable production practices and human slavery.show more

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