Need Promo Image Made ASAP!
I need text overlaid onto an image in a non-cluttered, aesthetic way. I have no sense of spacial reasoning.
My podcast episode tomorrow has a guest and I want a custom image as the album artwork. I want to take one of his photos (he's a photographer) and put text over it. It might be as simple as Ep. 131 of The Manwhore Podcast with three small icons (itunes, google play, spotify) in the corner. May be as intricate as including the title of the episode or his name 'The Slut Whisperer' (relax, it's not what you think). But i need it done by midnight tonight (any time zone in the US).
I'm negotiable on the simbi pay rate!!! I know it's last minute.
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About Billy Procida
I'm a stand-up comedian and sex podcaster living in New York City. As a professional poor person, I hope to one day be rolling in the simbi! I can assist in a lot of creative endeavors: podcasting, co...medy, writing, profile writing, editing. I can brighten up your day or help you land a Tinder date. You should listen to my show The Manwhore Podcast. Each week I talk to women I've hooked up with about sex, dating, sexuality, and gender. Most people avoid their exes at all costs—I podcast with them! I have plenty of stories to share but will also play non-slut shaming ear to yours. I'm also more than happy to perform at your show, emcee your event, roast your friend. Funny is what I do.show moreOpen to other proposals
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