Real Talk -One Question Answered
Sometimes you just need a native New Yorker to slap you back into reality, right? I may be in Denver, but the Upper West Side will never leave me. You're going to ask for advice on one topic or situation that is currently plaguing you, and I'm going to give you the most honest, logical, and pragmatic answer you have ever heard...unless your mom is 75% Sicilian, too...
Training & Qualifications
I'm a Catholic Sicilian New Yorker with a twist of neurotic Brooklyn Jew, so even if I can't solve all of your problems, then I hope I can still make you laugh.
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
Availability & Preferences
Flexible hours, just message me, and we'll work something out.