I'm a writer, cosplayer, geek, and computer tech who also has one of the dirtiest minds of anyone you'll ever meet. Although I have written several poems and short stories that have been published the majority of my work is writing articles that other people buy full right to. As you can tell by my picture, I cosplay Jack Sparrow. Once I have the full outfit I intend to start offering my services to perform marriages (yes, I'm an ordained minister too). I love to dress up. Computers have been one of my passions ever since I got my first TRS-80, and then upgraded to a Tandy 1000.