Anonymously mail a glitter bomb
I will anonymously mail a glitter bomb to someone for you. U.S. Shipping only. They will open the letter and the smallest glitter will fly everywhere and be a huge pain to clean up. The letter will state that they have been glitter bombed by someone who must be really upset with them. I can also personalize the letter for a birthday or however you choose. Send to your ex., your boss, rude neighbor, etc.
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I'm pretty cool.