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ADULTING-Like a BOSS

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10 simbi per unit - Virtual OK

ADULTING help -> Level Up!

Oh, it's hard, I know; during the early days, it seems so simple... You graduate. You get a real job; one that you aren't required to wear black, polyester, elastic- waist pants or an ugly polo with an embroidered logo against your heart; either someone's misguided sense of cooperate loyalty, or else their twisted idea of a joke. You aren't expected to sit at the kid's table anymore, and you still get fun presents on your birthday.

Then, suddenly, it happens; EXPECTATIONS arise. Bills must be paid, groceries bought, and appointments made and kept. And SOMEONE very close to you (formerly referred to as your PARENTS, for goodness sake) gifts you with an emergency car kit instead of the new snow board you wanted for the holidays.

But you're fine. You can do this, despite the vague sense of freefalling. You can, can't you?

We all need help sometimes. Adulting is a skill; (a skill? nay, an artform!) and skills take time to learn.

ADULTING TOPICS:
* making and keeping appointments
* refilling prescriptions
* emergency cooking questions
* dealing with employment issues
* the housing rental application process
* neighbor problems
* taxes
* how to eat when you're broke
* housework tips
* being treated like the adult you are
* Is it okay to spend my tax return on a tattoo?
* Is it okay to blow my first pay check on alcohol, and throw a killer party?
* Has anyone actually DIED drinking gallons upon gallons of water, or is that an urban legend?
* Is it okay to go to work stoned if you live in a medical marijuana state?
* How soon can I retire?

Training & Qualifications


Hi! I'm Anastasia, and I'd like to take this opportunity to bask in the glow of my own hard-won adulting skills, and if it's a help to you, why then, even better!

As for my qualifications, I am old. Too old to scuff my own shoes in fact, too old to be carded. But, as the mother of five young savages, ranging from nine to twenty-three, I've picked up a thing or two along the way.

Let ME help YOU.

Anastasia, 44 & old.

Availability & Preferences


Generally, I consider one unit to be one topic. If you want some general help with job seeking, for example, I will consider that one unit, worth 10 simbi.

If you are an overachiever and need help with cooking your first Thanksgiving turkey AND a made-from-scratch Vegan Indigenous Peoples' Tofurky-type Loaf, I will probably warn you that you're going too far and consider that TWO units and charge you 20 simbi for my time.

After making contact, I will ask you to be specific as to your question (I'm not a magic 8 Ball!) and reply with a proposal.

After the proposal has been agreed upon, I will respond with your info via Simbi email. If you prefer to schedule a phone call, I prefer a day's notice so I can be focused on you.

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Anastasia


Willow provided Session of Reiki session for Anastasia
Oct 05, 2016
Easy to work with
Leah received Unit of ADULTING-Like a BOSS from Anastasia
Sep 22, 2016
Anastasia was extremely helpful. She left me detailed answers to all my questions.
Bob provided Unit of Custom Esiantial Oil Vegan Lotion for Anastasia
Sep 17, 2016
A pleasure to work with.
CJ received Session of KOMBUCHA- Instructions w/ Q&A from Anastasia
Sep 13, 2016
Anastasia was very thorough with a lot of helpful information and good tips, more than i expected. I would definitely recommend.
Kittleigh provided Unit of Friendship Bracelets for Anastasia
Sep 06, 2016
She was great through the whole process.
Alii provided Hour of Friendship Bracelet for Anastasia
Sep 06, 2016
Anastasia was wonderful and polite, and very easy to work with :))
Jesse provided Package of Ask A Mad Viking for Anastasia
Aug 31, 2016
The stars and runes aligned for our deal and it was good in the eye of the wanderer!
Stevi received Unit of Your RECIPE made VEGAN! from Anastasia
Aug 27, 2016
Speedy, friendly and funny. Very happy to have the recipe and will use this service again.
Hajin received Unit of Vegan "CHICKEN" SOUP Base/Bouillon from Anastasia
Aug 26, 2016
Anastasia was super prompt, enthusiastic, and delivered a great recipe for her 'chicken' broth. I'm really glad I reached out to her. Looking forward ...to making this ASAP!show more
Jessica received Unit of Vegan "CHICKEN" SOUP Base/Bouillon from Anastasia
Aug 18, 2016
Anastasia was very nice, and delivered the recipe​ very quickly!


Recommendations


Alira A Rosi wrote a recommendation for Anastasia Aisatsana
Aug 08, 2016

Anastasia was so helpful with my request for a detox recipe! She as very friendly and personable. Her responses were quick. I recommend working with her!

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Anastasia's other services


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Probiotic SWITCHEL recipe/ Q&A

KOMBUCHA-  Instructions w/ Q&A
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KOMBUCHA- Instructions w/ Q&A

Your RECIPE made VEGAN!
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I'm committed to living green and reducing my carbon footprint as much as possible. Part of that journey lead to living in a "cashless" way, bartering for goods and services.
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Your RECIPE made VEGAN!

Anastasia's requests


Anastasia is requesting
I need a ride to the DISPENSARY
I'm looking for someone in the Medford, OR area to give me a ride to a dispensary so I can pick up some CBD's. Pharm to Table is the closest, but I've heard good things about Top Shelf in Pheonix ...

I'm committed to living green and reducing my carbon footprint as much as possible. Part of that journey lead to living in a "cashless" way, bartering for goods and services.

About Anastasia Aisatsana

voodoo mama/ phatty patch stitcher/ vegan cooker, dandelion puff wisher/ tree hugger/ hippie feeder/ star gazer/ tipi dweller EXTRAORDINARE. I live in a little brown mushroom in the middle of the... forest in a wild Turnip patch. I sleep on a hammock of silken webs and drink the morning dew from fresh green leaves, as I listen to the voice of my Mother singing from the trees. She plucks the strings of her harp while I beat on my little drum. Together, we call down the thunder, and create the winds that carry my Gypsy Brothers and Sisters on safe and speedy travels. PROFESSIONAL SKILLS Organic food, Kombucha, Nutritional Healing, Vegan cooking, Fermentation, Cannabis Cookery I have over 20 years experience in sewing (quilting and and tribal style clothing construction). I have bartered and vended my handcrafted designs on Etsy, music and craft festivals, and my favorite, Rainbow Family barter circles. I particularly enjoy using upcycled, vintage linens, corduroy, and the electric velvets of the sixties. I heart capes. I have also several years experience in raw food fermentation (kombucha, jun, sauerkraut, kimchi, etc) and have been either vegetarian or vegan most of my adult life, and have been employed as a private vegan home chef. I also practice homeopathy, and it is my joy to combine the two, resulting in what I call Nutritional Healing. I am currently writing a humorous fictional book about the Southern Oregon cannabis grow scene, free love, and goats. I also write erotic, psychedelic poetry. show more

Open to other proposals
Anastasia Aisatsana is looking for:
  • Just for Fun
  • Cheap & Easy
  • Fun & Quirky
  • Handyman services
  • Auto Maintenance
  • Graphic Design
  • Video & AV
  • Digital
  • Fresh Produce
  • Gardening
  • Home
  • Friendship/Listening
  • Transport & Rideshares
  • Tours & Excursions
  • New Age
  • Adventure
  • Travel
  • Experiences
  • Healing Arts
  • Chiropractic
  • Massage
  • Health Care
  • Physical Therapy
  • Acupuncture
  • Wellness
  • Fitness
  • Music & Audio