ADULTING-Like a BOSS
ADULTING help -> Level Up!
Oh, it's hard, I know; during the early days, it seems so simple... You graduate. You get a real job; one that you aren't required to wear black, polyester, elastic- waist pants or an ugly polo with an embroidered logo against your heart; either someone's misguided sense of cooperate loyalty, or else their twisted idea of a joke. You aren't expected to sit at the kid's table anymore, and you still get fun presents on your birthday.
Then, suddenly, it happens; EXPECTATIONS arise. Bills must be paid, groceries bought, and appointments made and kept. And SOMEONE very close to you (formerly referred to as your PARENTS, for goodness sake) gifts you with an emergency car kit instead of the new snow board you wanted for the holidays.
But you're fine. You can do this, despite the vague sense of freefalling. You can, can't you?
We all need help sometimes. Adulting is a skill; (a skill? nay, an artform!) and skills take time to learn.
* making and keeping appointments
* refilling prescriptions
* emergency cooking questions
* dealing with employment issues
* the housing rental application process
* neighbor problems
* how to eat when you're broke
* housework tips
* being treated like the adult you are
* Is it okay to spend my tax return on a tattoo?
* Is it okay to blow my first pay check on alcohol, and throw a killer party?
* Has anyone actually DIED drinking gallons upon gallons of water, or is that an urban legend?
* Is it okay to go to work stoned if you live in a medical marijuana state?
* How soon can I retire?
Training & Qualifications
Hi! I'm Anastasia, and I'd like to take this opportunity to bask in the glow of my own hard-won adulting skills, and if it's a help to you, why then, even better!
As for my qualifications, I am old. Too old to scuff my own shoes in fact, too old to be carded. But, as the mother of five young savages, ranging from nine to twenty-three, I've picked up a thing or two along the way.
Let ME help YOU.
Anastasia, 44 & old.
Availability & Preferences
Generally, I consider one unit to be one topic. If you want some general help with job seeking, for example, I will consider that one unit, worth 10 simbi.
If you are an overachiever and need help with cooking your first Thanksgiving turkey AND a made-from-scratch Vegan Indigenous Peoples' Tofurky-type Loaf, I will probably warn you that you're going too far and consider that TWO units and charge you 20 simbi for my time.
After making contact, I will ask you to be specific as to your question (I'm not a magic 8 Ball!) and reply with a proposal.
After the proposal has been agreed upon, I will respond with your info via Simbi email. If you prefer to schedule a phone call, I prefer a day's notice so I can be focused on you.
Reviews of Anastasia
Willow provided session of Reiki session for AnastasiaOct 05, 2016
Leah received unit of ADULTING-Like a BOSS from AnastasiaSep 22, 2016
Bob provided unit of Custom Esiantial Oil Vegan Lotion for AnastasiaSep 17, 2016
CJ received session of KOMBUCHA- Instructions w/ Q&A from AnastasiaSep 13, 2016
Kittleigh provided unit of Friendship Bracelets for AnastasiaSep 06, 2016
Alii provided hour of Friendship Bracelet for AnastasiaSep 06, 2016
Jesse provided package of Ask A Mad Viking for AnastasiaAug 31, 2016
Jessica received unit of Vegan "CHICKEN" SOUP Base/Bouillon from AnastasiaAug 18, 2016
Jane received Help with Vegan and vegetarian encouragement from AnastasiaAug 18, 2016
About Anastasia Aisatsana
voodoo mama/ phatty patch stitcher/ vegan cooker, dandelion puff wisher/ tree hugger/ hippie feeder/ star gazer/ tipi dweller EXTRAORDINARE. I live in a little brown mushroom in the middle of the... forest in a wild Turnip patch. I sleep on a hammock of silken webs and drink the morning dew from fresh green leaves, as I listen to the voice of my Mother singing from the trees. She plucks the strings of her harp while I beat on my little drum. Together, we call down the thunder, and create the winds that carry my Gypsy Brothers and Sisters on safe and speedy travels. PROFESSIONAL SKILLS Organic food, Kombucha, Nutritional Healing, Vegan cooking, Fermentation, Cannabis Cookery I have over 20 years experience in sewing (quilting and and tribal style clothing construction). I have bartered and vended my handcrafted designs on Etsy, music and craft festivals, and my favorite, Rainbow Family barter circles. I particularly enjoy using upcycled, vintage linens, corduroy, and the electric velvets of the sixties. I heart capes. I have also several years experience in raw food fermentation (kombucha, jun, sauerkraut, kimchi, etc) and have been either vegetarian or vegan most of my adult life, and have been employed as a private vegan home chef. I also practice homeopathy, and it is my joy to combine the two, resulting in what I call Nutritional Healing. I am currently writing a humorous fictional book about the Southern Oregon cannabis grow scene, free love, and goats. I also write erotic, psychedelic poetry. show moreOpen to other proposals
Anastasia Aisatsana is looking for:
- Just for Fun
- Cheap & Easy
- Fun & Quirky
- Handyman services
- Auto Maintenance
- Graphic Design
- Video & AV
- Fresh Produce
- Transport & Rideshares
- Tours & Excursions
- New Age
- Healing Arts
- Health Care
- Physical Therapy
- Music & Audio